Me:Knock Knock
Addie:Who's there?
Me:Old Lady
Addie:Mommy?
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Numbers

emilyposts:

GDP of Haiti: $8.5 billion.

Goldman Sachs bonus pool: $20 billion.

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I am pretty sure my headphones have tied themselves in these knots at one time or another.

I am pretty sure my headphones have tied themselves in these knots at one time or another.

For those who are wondering.

For those who are wondering.

wr3n:

Could I post too many photos of downtown Mpls? I think not. Here’s another one from last week’s visit to a friend’s apt. with a view.

A beautiful shot of Minneapolis.

wr3n:

Could I post too many photos of downtown Mpls? I think not. Here’s another one from last week’s visit to a friend’s apt. with a view.

A beautiful shot of Minneapolis.

How to wash dishes in an office

marco:

  1. Stack as many dishes, glasses, and mugs in the sink as you can get to fit in it. Be sure to include as much leftover food as possible, especially if it came from the ocean. There should be no more than 1 inch of clearance between the top of the stack and the faucet’s opening.
  2. Saturate the sponge, then hide it somewhere in the middle of the stack.
  3. Pour coffee over the stack.

I am glad to know this behavior is in all offices.